thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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