Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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