So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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