hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
