On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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