Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We don't watch enough power rangers
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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