dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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