would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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