I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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