He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
well you can't waste a boner
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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