This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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