I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
pray to the hookup gods
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