At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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