he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Randomize