What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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