Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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