my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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