Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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