I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Yo dont text me then not text me
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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