you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize