My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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