I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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