funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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