So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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