and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize