508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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