Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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