Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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