I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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