I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
