If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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