am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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