Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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