her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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