i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
