Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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