I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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