can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
i need some magic done to my vagina
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize
