It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize
