i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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