we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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