If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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