does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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