Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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