I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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