So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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