I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I need a beard to bite.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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