nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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