just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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