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Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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