somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
operation harelip BJ is a go
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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