we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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