I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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