the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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