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so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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