Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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