I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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