Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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